Nonsense

lawsuit crazy is the one running 50 yards of floss down past the 25 yard line to see if it’s true.

most aren’t gonna question the yards and those remaining aren’t using floss as part of their daily ritual.

i love the look on the dentist’s face as he questions my affirmation that i have no wisdom teeth cause the x-rays suggest i’ve no idea what i’m talking about.

i’m a defendant of my own dental history as he becomes the plaintiff. part of me gets a kick out of becoming his science experiment for just a moment since linear is the newest anomaly.

he leans in close enough that i can smell his breath and with unintended response i kicked him in the groin. i apologized immediately as he gathered his breath but also explained that electromagnetic energy was more like obfuscation in this case.

if his eyes had the power to slap my face then my cheeks would have stung. what was he gonna do to be right – surgically add wisdom teeth?

anyway, he’s a daily flosser kinda guy; the kind that doesn’t care what the package says as long as most of it seems to be there. we all know what 50 yards looks like in plastic right?

maybe the guy running on the field for a touchdown isn’t so crazy after all.